We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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