how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
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I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
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Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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