just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
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Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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