VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
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im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
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I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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