I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
My pussy is not your playground.
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
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When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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