Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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