I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
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you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
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The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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