Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
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I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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