yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
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When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Is this like a preordered booty call?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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