I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
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she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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