it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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