HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
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I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
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After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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