Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
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im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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