youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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