Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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