Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
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Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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