My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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