Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I hate your face
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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