that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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