i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
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the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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