please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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