well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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