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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
Just puked most of my soul out..
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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