My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
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I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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