Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
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No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
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well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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