There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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