ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Randomize