why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I haven't been this sober since birth.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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