walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
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Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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