Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
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So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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