jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
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i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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