u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
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at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
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Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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