clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
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And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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