I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
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I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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