do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
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Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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