To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
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My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
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Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Is Oprah even human
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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