I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
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I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
i now understand why vodka
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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