she looked like the before picture.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
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I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
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I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
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