When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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