Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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