Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
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I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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