Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
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I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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