You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Dicks are not precious.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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