What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
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I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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