I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
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She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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