I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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