Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
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I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
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And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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