we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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