I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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