Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
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turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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